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EROTICA
IRREVERENCE
CHOCOLATES & FLOWERS
CHILDRENS
HUMOUR
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33% are living in a state of forgetfulness

The Universe as our equivalent of a school playground. It is a playground for souls to have the physical experience, which is why it is the physical Universe. The planets are round and not square because the Universe (One Song) was knocked up using minimum energy. The whole thing is energy, which means humans are energy ... and we use that energy to mould reality (then we get to play with what we create). On earth, our favourite pastimes are kicking each others ass, and destroying the place.
All the books in this section deal with remembering who you really are, because you can rest assured that oneday you will find out that this body you knock around in, is energy which you have created yourself.
No point to it? What a crock of shit.

 

This is a subject usually mumbo jumboed by the vast majority. Well being is as it says, being well in yourself, and remembering (not learning) how to live as your inner being once again, and using the body for what it was designed for i.e. to experience the ‘earth experience’ (negative energy leads to the body being NOT Well). It is a shift from living normally i.e. paying the bills, to naturally i.e. loving what you do (impossible? ... Yes, for the vast majority ... but only because they are ‘encouraged’ to believe that).
 It isn’t easy, although many think it is especially after reading and/or seeing The Secret ... it is the hardest thing you will ever do, should you choose to take on the Mission; but it’s far from impossible. It’s like playing a musical instrument from scratch, but one everyone can eventually play.

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New Book!

Some parts of this iccle book may make you angry, and anger produces some good games, such as judgement. Judgement is a good game, and you may judge me. Let’s see eh? Come in, come play, the ‘party’ is ready to begin.
Remember to bring your body (you can’t hate or laugh or scratch you butt without it).

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Help yourself to P.O.R.E.1 and P.O.R.E. 2&3

 

 

This is a little handbook on life, which isn’t packed with mumbo jumbo stuff. It won’t make you thin or rich or stop you a smoking, which is good because hospitals need patients, they’re their life’s blood (especially in haematology). The little widgy book logically supposes a few weirdo things and, contains some hyperbolic humour. The main logical question isn’t one that is usually asked in pubs ... never mind answered.
The answer, which is obvious may make other questions pop into your mind, if you have even the slightest interest in what life is. We’re told that we don’t know what life is, but, we have things called beliefs, so ... do you believe that?

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PORE 2 looks at those annoying people, you know, those who are lucky.Everyone I’ve asked ‘believes’ in luck, but that’s the only word they have to describe that state of being. Luck must work a bit like gravity, because nice things come to lucky people (luck has to be a force?). There is an explanation for luck, but it is very mumbo jumbo – ish for most. Really, if scientists can’t explain what it is, most just say that it exists, but ‘NO ONE’ knows what it is. PORE 3 looks at a couple of ideas regarding deforestation i.e. how to feel good and appreciate it, and more importantly ‘why’. After all, aren’t trees in the way of fun things and progress? Beef farming, crops, fast food outlets and big dippers etc?

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The Secret Life of Hospital Food

Have a stroke, it’s easy when you know how (it’s easy if you try ... no Hell below us .... ). Sit in a bed on a hospital ward and decide whether you should be angry or downhearted or feel blessed. Sit there for hours on end with only a wall and other almost completely stroke-disabled patients to look at. Feel the shift into an almost carnival atmosphere as the drugs trolley comes around and the yummy tummy feeling as the meals are served. Forget sleep as you get better (IF you get better) ... or, you can take charge of thought and tame your bad feeling, bored, despairing mind.

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Title: Marvo the Magical Plumber

Abracadabra!

 

This short story, Marvo the magical plumber, inspired by Woody Allen, was written for an adult audience, (not that it contains anything sexual or violent), but it may also make a good children’s story. The problem could be and, it’s worse than those specific content problems ... if the child asks the adult to explain the word (words actually) ‘Abracadabra’ for instance, would ‘you’ be able to explain the meaning to that child? (that is the question ... ?). Abra-ca-d’abra is from the ancient Hebrew, and means ... ??? ... How do I know? Well, I was fascinated by it and just ‘had’ to know, so I looked it up (the meaning is fantastic!). The adults I told who aren’t into mumbo jumbo, all said, ‘I wouldn’t have bothered.’ and some said ‘you have too much time on your hands.’ But, lots of people say they want to save the world or have better lives, so, there’s a good starting step to understand and use (what does ‘save the world’ actually mean?)

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Cheermotherapy

 

 

People are so scared by this cancer ‘condition’ they get angry and offended at its very mention. People who hate their lives and there are many walking amongst the crowds of happy people in towns and cities, do not help themselves by aditionally fearing this dark cloud. Our plague, cancer, we are told is very ‘evil’, more evil than hating life and household chores put together; deserving of hatred and chemical warfare. Yet, what if there is a glimmer of hope? Destroy the glimmer person! Hate them, destroy them grrrrr! Grrrrrrr! ... How dare they give us glimmers of hope, it’s offensive!
What if the glimmer of hope carried with it a University style Conditional Acceptance? Here’s the acceptance. Here are the conditions, would you qualify?
You must like yourself. That’s ruined it, no University of Life today. LOL!
You must quit seeing things as evil ... there is only ‘love’.
You must be able to giggle at your ‘plight/self’
You must be able to smile in the face of your downfall.
Maybe try forgiving yourself for all your ‘sins’ and the biggie original one? (Joke)
Ok, too hard ... try again.
Can you balance a pig on your head, on ‘its’ head and dance a jig while playing bagpipes? “Gosh no!” (Homer Simpson could).
... For charity?
“Oh yes! People will like me then, which is great compensation because I hate myself”
Ok ... can you try and ‘like yourself’ an itsy witsy bit?
“Golly gosh! No way!”
... For charity perhaps?
“Golly gosh! I don’t know about that either.”
Why do you think liking yourself is so important?
“Hmmmmmm? Duuuuuuuu? Sorry, have to rush!”

 

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The Paprefutu

 


 

A personal empowement book dealing with the aptly named 'mean-time'.
The Law of Attraction sets desire into manifestation but this takes time, and most hate the aptly named 'mean' time, or the ‘time between’, which usually leads to their utter disappointment. They neither like it, or want to understand it (they’re ‘conditioned’)
But, remembering how to use this meantime to appreciate rather than to hate it pays dividens.
The Paprefutu by the way means PAst, PREsent, FUTUre ... it’s the word Frankie uses to describe something called The Eternal Now (everything that will ever happen, is already happening ... YOU simply have to remember how to call what you want forward).
Are you worth a bit of self appreciation? Or not?

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The Gift of Dementia

The people of the world plod along ... and plod along.
People are conditioned into ways of life that don’t ‘work’, yet they keep on doing them and keep on doing them, but they don’t work, so they just keep on repeating them, but they don’t work so ... try again. And the same things happen, but we can’t fix them and neither can the people who we give our trust and hope to in order to fix them ... and the world plods on n,onn,onn,onplodplodplod.
Maybe we’ve had the answers all along? What if we have?! What if we’ve been searching for our glasses ... and they’re on top of our heads!? Oh goody gumdrops!
Every little thing’s, gonna be alright!
But! Hang on! What if those glasses we’ve found require ‘effort’ to see through them? What if we can’t even believe they ‘will’‘work’? What if it’s so obvious, it can’t possibly work? Yet at the same time, it’s extremely difficult? ‘Oh noooo! More effort!’
What if that effort required means ‘thinking’ ‘deliberately’ ... Ans: we’re lost, (it becomes a hell in a handbasket job) solid lost. No way out of this fix..
The people of the world plod along ... and plod along n plod, n, ploddddd ...

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The Cleaning Lady and the Crystal Bell

 

Most people work hard, which in most cases is an activity they don’t ‘choose’, to get money to do an activity they do choose, such as a holiday, or a Johnny Robinson Concert (Johnny Robinson Rocks!). Work is seen as a necessity, which most people do grudgingly, but they still do it to the best of their abilities if only to avoid a rollocking, or the sack?
But, threaded through life is one activity that hardly anyone likes.

Some loathe it. Some hate it. Some see it as a waste of life.
But.
Very few see just how powerful it is ...
And, how ‘our’ cleaning lady has a great life loving what most (unaware) people hate. Can ‘you’ re perspective a crystal bell?

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Ah! But they don't know what we know!

 

Presenting the Women's housework book of Magic:

 

 

Think about it. In Biblical times, as the story goes, a young lad gets sold into slavery by his brothers. Nowadays, a woman gets herself into slavery willingly (in most cases) i.e. she gets married. Joseph doesn’t complain. He gets on with his slave work with acceptance and enthusiasm. Our women now complains about lack of appreciation shown her, she’s angry, a skivvy. He ends up wearing gold. She ends up moaning, complaining (in silence maybe) about being a skivvy maid. Joseph discovered the hidden gold in ‘his’ chores. Our skivvy usually doesn’t, so she just lives a disappointing life. Although Joseph, even though it’s a story, didn’t understand the effect he was allowing. In these present times, that same effect, it hasn’t changed one little bit and can be explained to the average skivvy maid. Will she listen or not? (usually not). Well, that’s the six million dollar question isn’t it. You really can’t allow only holidays, firemen, muscular men cutting grass in parks to remove their shirts after your can of coke you rolled in their direction, gushed all over them ... and One Direction concerts to be the only things in life you enjoy, that’s a very emotionally expensive way to live/cope (stress out, get by, somehow survive, live from one day to the next). You know how loyal chores are? You know how much they love you? They will always be waiting for you when you go into your house, wagging their tails like enthusiastic puppies ... isn’t that nice!

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The Little Pink Wellbeing Bible for Women Only

Living the Oxymoron


How would your ‘attitude’ towards life change if you KNEW that everything you ever looked at was solidly real, but at the same time, actually wasn’t. What if it’s all a product of the way you think?
What if it’s all a product of the ‘kit’ needed to experience physical life? What if it’s all a necessary trick, without which you wouldn’t be here now, reading this by converting light into something you can understand using your brain?
Would that make any difference to you? If it would, you’ll love this book, and it’s sister, Wot's the Matter.
Warning: When you first realise what’s actually going on, it’s scary ... but then, it becomes fun.
It’s just like the Jesus man said “Do not be afraid”

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Title: The Music of Your Life

 

 

People ranting on about saving the world are ‘boring’; thei best weapon ‘chain yourself to a fence’ ... duhhhhhh!
There is only one way to save something ... make it valuable. The only things mankind destroys are things he or she finds no value in ... true? Mind you, when someting becomes extinct, it has never been so valuable.
This then is a save the world book, by making things valuable. You have to though make whatever is is, valuable to the biggest group, the ‘working class’, because, it they don’t find value in it, it’s doomed. There’s a lovely twist here. Cod are valuable, because they contain Omega 3, the planet’s main brain development food ... so, knowing that, not only does man ‘demand’ that we fish cod to near extinction, but we also decimate the sea bed with the equipment ... excuse me if I’m being cynical, but, where is the brain development in that? The only hope we have is ... and this has been seen by several fishing boat crews; Frankie Cocozza ‘bonking’ a female cod which has been brought up in the nets. He only has goggles and flippers on, so he must be able to hold his breath. This then is ‘how to save the world’ doing things we’re already doing.
OAS

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The Little Pink Wellbeing Bible 2, For Women Only

Wot’s The Matter


Whether you like it or not, or believe it or not, part of your mind interacts with another ‘realm’ (for want of a better word) ... the Imagination; your ‘Imaginarium’, you’re an Imagineer; the images in your mind have to come from somewhere.
Although it teaches people to slag each other off, which is almost religious ... The Apprentice does demonstrate, quickly, a great human ability i.e. two days from mind concept to reality.
Well, Lord Sugar (he must be into sado masochistic dictatorship) does say, “See you in the boardroom in a couple of days” .... and then his favourite bit ... “where one of you will be FIRED!”
Karen Brady nearly has an Oh Gasm ‘fashionable version’ at that point, and the bloke henchman Nick Hewer? No emotion ... he could play Spock.
So. The female mind (men aren’t allowed into little pink wellbeing Bibles) is attached to this other realm, the realm of ‘non matter’ (it’s easily explained in the book), which is the realm everything in life comes through before entering the realm of matter; the Apprentice works on this principle.
You’re at the very least, a dual realmed, powerful being, whether you like it or not.
Self esteem? Easy when you know just who you really are and therefore how powerful you really are.

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Satan's Advocate


Satan’s not a bad guy, it’s what he feeds on that’s the problem for humans.
Humans though are so entrenched with beliefs that have been fed to them (and boy do they believe ‘anything’), that Satan appears to be the ultimate bad guy. What though if Satan is neutral, and just likes eating? What if the food supply is a non phys ...
What the Hell, I’m giving too much info out ... read it! Or you too may be one who burns in the brimstone for eternity.

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Mr Spish Splosh and the Silly People

 

Revenge is designed to make you feel better when you’re angry; it’s one of the rungs on the ladder back to feeling good when you find yourself emotionally somewhere where you don’t want to be. Feeling ‘better’ in a positive fashion is cool, better than being in a negative state, where relief is then necessary for you to get back to positive land.
Mad that isn’t it, revenge is better than anger ...
BUT, revenge is cool when it takes part in the imagination, and not in ‘reality’. You exact revenge, you allow a monster to hatch from an egg with a pretty flimsy shell, and then, feeding from the resultant anger from the vicious circulating energy ... monsters grow bigger, and bigger, and bigger.
You’re playing in the same field as lies.
Dangerous place to be.

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