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IS MORNING SICKNESS A THING OF THE PAST?

It’s a story some mums may find hard to believe and probably only a man would ever come up with. But a renowned psychologist has said that performing oral sex is one of the best ways for a pregnant woman to ward off morning sickness.


Professor Gordon Gallup says that expectant mums who swallow their partner’s sperm are less likely to experience nausea when they wake. And what’s more, he reckons the more semen a woman consumes, the better. Plus, the more a woman ingests, the more her body will tolerate it.

  This man should be worshipped as a God by other men, and even more by women who should be grateful for the extra attention (before the man’s orgasm).

 

A common ‘to be’ conversation between lovers ...

Man: “Darling, you look ‘peeky’, do you have morning sickness?”
Woman: “No. I feel fine.”
M: “But you don’t look fine.”
W: “But I feel fine.”
M: “But you look a little like you feel sick.”
W: “No. I feel fine.”
M: “But you look like you feel a little sick.”
W: “No. I feel fine.”
Etc ...

 

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